Everyone has something they’re hung up on.
Some pet project or pet crusade.
Everyone else is failing you in X and X ways and you obviously have the solution.
For instance everyone has their ideas about driving, some are absolutely right and some are wacky and the rest are in between.
What gets me is: the solution I think people run to too willingly is… Make a Law.
I mean making tons of laws is great!!! Laws about anything and everything that could and possibly could concern me or you!
Making a law solves all our problems, doesn’t it?
Sorry I don’t have the time an engery to write this all organized and stuff – but follow along with the blog post and you’re in for a fun ride.
I can make a list right here and now of a bunch of examples of said issues people crusade around.
BUT … then each of you waltz in and grab on to their own issue and start standing on the soap box in defence of their champion.
Some of you are dead set you’re right and every possible thing to restrict that thing from happening is seen as a positive in your book.
Well maybe you’re right that there is a problem… but existence of A Problem does NOT equal allowance of ANY solution!
So let’s take your cure all potion and lump it into one ridiculous situation, we’ll keep it on a driving theme.
Silly string should never be allowed in cars!
I seriously could make arguments as to why silly string is dangerous, I could come forward with scenarios.
Find that 5 people have deployed silly string in the car while driving and it’s caused an accident once.
Of course I wouldn’t tell you how the results were decided I would just say silly string causes accidents at a rate much higher than drunk driving (because that tugs at your heart strings) it’s more dangerous than reckless teenage drivers (because we all hate them and reckless is such a charged word)
I mean heavens sake silly string diving is 20% wreck probability … that’s a crazy high percentage.
Now maybe I’m mistaken on my assumptions of how few people use silly string while driving… in which case I would decide to Not focus on low percentages instead on frequency.
Maybe millions of people do it every single day without problem and yet there are a select few that have a problem (we’ll disallow other things like perhaps they were drunk, or following too close behind, or bad drivers… we won’t look at their driving record or anything else) we’ll simply count up the numbers of any of them that happened to use silly string at some point in time near to their accident. Count up the numbers to get the largest possible. If 10 accidents occurred in a 10 day stretch and there were 11 during that same month stretch we’ll of course use the 10 in 10 days… This is a CRUSADE after all…
It’s all about our RHETORIC isn’t it? Anything to win the crowd to our side.
So silly string causes 100 accidents a year!!!! Kills more people than sharks.
60 people last year died because of silly string that’s more people than died of drunk driving in Utah all of last year!
We can compare it to all previously established vices and oft-perceived No-Nos of our society. (If it works to prove us right)
where does it stack up against Drugs, prostitutes, guns, mass murderers, violent video games, putting on makeup while driving, cutting people off.
If it works to our advantage flaunt it, if it doesn’t, change the criteria or pick another subject. Stretch things.
People these are your TIPS I give you!
This is how you can pick your very own pet crusade and make everyone feel like scum and attack their arguments when they don’t agree.
BTW most people probably agree with you about how deploying silly string is not a good practice while driving, they know it doesn’t increase your driving abilities.
For some Stupid reason they just don’t like it when you restrict so many things and/or the way you do these restrictions. (Babies! and/or illegal immigrants)
They don’t like it when you spend time and money on issue after issue after issue after issue in a never ceasing flow of regulation.
We’ll just call them fricken libertarians wanting their freedom and liberty… but we know better, when it comes down to it, they are just baby killers willing to rape your child because being able to do anything is all they want… they’re all bad people because they don’t want our perfectly valid restrictions.
They want chaos and anarchy. So let’s just ignore them and pigeon whole them with labels they’re all terrorists!
Let’s compare our cause to something that would make them look like monsters if they didn’t support.
Silly string while driving is akin to riding a roller coaster you knew had track missing… you wouldn’t allow an amusement park to operate such a ride would you… ergo we should restrict silly string right?
Then there’s that pesky situation of all those millions of people using silly string while driving… what do we label them?
Do we convince them with percentages and possibilities… and then prey on fear… tell them crashing if not dieing is immanent.
Them crazy rational folks probably want ONE or very few encompassing laws to contain all our many many laws.
They’re probably all concerned about protecting disturbing the rights and safety of others.
But they don’t think about how we can protect them from themselves.
I don’t think they realize that we own them and their actions and if they try to cause harm to themselves they’re actually hurting the IRS and therefore the rest of us.
A dead man can’t pay our social programs… therefore restrict him from doing things that has been known to lead to death.
But what that really is, is just an attempt to take all our fun away.
They say, not following too close behind will solve half of these issues. But they’re just ruining our fun.
We want to entangle the system with our bills our petitions… heck we can get fake politicians Elected on some of these projects and crusades… they don’t even have to be good or have logic they can just trump up the issue d’jour and we’ll all vote.
We’ve got to get the cops new ticket books with a new check box, something else to park on the streets in watch for… another reason to stop us, because there are still a few loopholes where people can drive past without the ability to be stopped by our caring cops, who after all just want to protect us from the wyles of silly string.
I propose let’s just get it over.
Write down your pet cause, trump it up, let’s start a movement.
Whatever you put on here we’ll try to create a bill and a law and large fines to outlaw.
On some of these we won’t stop at out-lawing… we’ll work to Demonize these people!
Because for some reason tickets and fines don’t seem to always work.
But dehumanization does help… heck that’s what we did to the people that used cheese whip in a can… they are now monsters for doing so and silly string is so similar.
I’ll help you… write down your cause and I’ll work on our strategy. Let’s flood the system and once and for all let’s show America that we just need to get all things restricted and under police control.
If we just let them enforce what each cop thinks is no-good then they our fine trained men of the badge will be able to keep us all in line and safe of course.
But be weary of those that sell their snake oil… saying that present laws can be tweaked… we need new ones, new fines, new commercials from ad councils.
We can’t say something like this: No act that distracts your direct sight from driving responsibilities can be performed while within 3-4 seconds of another car (front, back, side)
Because then that would allow cars stuck in stand still traffic a chance to use silly string, or at stoplights, or country roads with no other cars in sight… we need to regulate country-side like it were the city and cities sometimes like they were the country-side.
Plus really what fun would it be to make ONE law for all these crusades… when we could have a bill and a law and separate legislation and training on every single issue.
This is what preventative stuff is all about for us… why go through the hassle of proving innocence and guilt when we can just decide what percentage of people will do something wrong with act X and if the percentage is high enough charge them for that future Probable crime they will or might commit.
I’m seriously done with the old rules… it’s preventative measures from now on!!
Restrict all things that have caused problems and it only stands to reason that no problems will occur… and if you don’t believe that you’re a drunk driving, child porn, drug dealing D-Bag who hates America and obviously voted for Bush and or Supported Clinton’s affair!
You’re welcome for the Tips now go and find your soap box! It doesn’t matter How right you are… if it can cause a problem we need to nip this thing in the bud!!
You all are on the band wagon with silly string.
I would like to introduce you to the Sin of being outside in storms.
Storms are known to have lighting and lightning can hit people and hurt them, disable them and even kill them!
Stand up and stand with me to create new legislation … harass your politicians and tell them why they’ve been slacking and how we won’t vote for them if they don’t get the job done and illegalize being outside in storms.
Who’s with me!! Don’t let the terrorists win!!
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